Trying to get The Other Half be a Villian

Background: Diva's birthday is coming up and she wants a Superhero party.  I am trying to get the Other Half to be a Villian.  

To the Other half

Me: Look Look
Do you want to be this for Diva's Bday?
so the "superheros" could attack you ;D
http://www.joann.com/holiday-inspirations-men-s-big-foot-costume/12439741.html

please
The other half:  no
me:  please
I won't bug you for other stuff for the party

please

I send this conversation to one of my friends

Friend:  That's hilarious

especially since he's short

so it'll be all wrinkly and scrunched up on him

Me: :  hahaha

right

hahahahaha

 Friend:  the littlest big foot

 me:  he said no

 Friend:  boo

but I still have the image in my head

 me:  haha

i need an evil character for the kids to attack

 Sent at 11:10 AM on Friday

 Friend:  hmm

do they have Godzilla?

 me:  no idea

 Friend:  hmm

or that freaky kid from Incredibles

mega boy

or something

you can have The Other Half dress as him

he was short...and it involves TIGHTS!!!