Wednesday, December 26, 2012

What kids to Open Gifts

The Diva drove us crazy for the weeks before Christmas.

  1. Acting up
  2. Talking back
  3. Demanding stuff every time we would go shopping for other people
  4. And reasoning out (tricking) her grandmother
This is a discussion between Diva and Grandma:

G: You can't have these toys, they are for Christmas. I need to wrap them.
D: But Personally I don't think they are Christmas presents

Want to guess what happened next.....
She got the toys

Another conversion between Diva and her Grandmother.  This child has learned to lie.
She was watching a video and this came out of her mouth
D: Gamn it
G: What did you say?  (keep in mind, she said Damn it already and Grandma threatened to punish her)
D: I didn't say anything
G: Yes you did, what did you say
D: It is the name of the movie

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Christmas Pageants and 4 year olds

Yesterday was Diva's Christmas pageant.  A show of 3, 4, and 5 year olds.  You could probably guess how that came out.  Want to guess where Diva is?

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Habla Espanol?

A convo with my other half
me: should I apply (a job as a professor at the National Hispanic University)
1:08 PM Other Half i think you need to know spanish
1:11 PM me: i didn't see that
 Other Half its called national hispanic university
  i think the prerequisite is to know spanish
 me: they should know english
1:12 PM Other Half: right
 me: if they are going to the univeristy
  just saying
 Other Half: you can apply
 me: should I apply anyway
 Other Half they probably thing that you are (hispanic)
 me: haha
*Asian with a Spanish last name

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Flying Diva


Picture this

Background: my washer and dryer is in the garage but instead of being right next to each other, they are on each side of my garage.  PAIN

My M: So I didn't want to open the garage so I opened both doors in the van
Me: Huh?
My M: To do the laundry, I just walked through the van to get to the dryer.  

So instead of opening the garage, walking around, or even moving the car to access the dryer, she decided to walk through my mini van with a basket full of wet laundry.  It is good My M is only 4' 10".