Wednesday, December 26, 2012

What kids to Open Gifts

The Diva drove us crazy for the weeks before Christmas.

  1. Acting up
  2. Talking back
  3. Demanding stuff every time we would go shopping for other people
  4. And reasoning out (tricking) her grandmother
This is a discussion between Diva and Grandma:

G: You can't have these toys, they are for Christmas. I need to wrap them.
D: But Personally I don't think they are Christmas presents

Want to guess what happened next.....
She got the toys

Another conversion between Diva and her Grandmother.  This child has learned to lie.
She was watching a video and this came out of her mouth
D: Gamn it
G: What did you say?  (keep in mind, she said Damn it already and Grandma threatened to punish her)
D: I didn't say anything
G: Yes you did, what did you say
D: It is the name of the movie

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Christmas Pageants and 4 year olds

Yesterday was Diva's Christmas pageant.  A show of 3, 4, and 5 year olds.  You could probably guess how that came out.  Want to guess where Diva is?

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Habla Espanol?

A convo with my other half
me: should I apply (a job as a professor at the National Hispanic University)
1:08 PM Other Half i think you need to know spanish
1:11 PM me: i didn't see that
 Other Half its called national hispanic university
  i think the prerequisite is to know spanish
 me: they should know english
1:12 PM Other Half: right
 me: if they are going to the univeristy
  just saying
 Other Half: you can apply
 me: should I apply anyway
 Other Half they probably thing that you are (hispanic)
 me: haha
*Asian with a Spanish last name

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Flying Diva


Picture this

Background: my washer and dryer is in the garage but instead of being right next to each other, they are on each side of my garage.  PAIN

My M: So I didn't want to open the garage so I opened both doors in the van
Me: Huh?
My M: To do the laundry, I just walked through the van to get to the dryer.  

So instead of opening the garage, walking around, or even moving the car to access the dryer, she decided to walk through my mini van with a basket full of wet laundry.  It is good My M is only 4' 10".

Monday, November 26, 2012

Why 1 Year olds are horrible models

 I Aattempted at Christmas pictures.....FAILURE!!!!  Here are some of the good shots and it wasn't even that great.

Buddha is trying to crush his sister.  I gave up and just took a picture of Diva instead.  I even got them to match.  

Though the matching did work in my advantage when we took them to the mall to take pictures with santa (another horror story).  We found this blue mini.  They almost blended in except for their head :D
Buddha is crying because he wanted to run all over the mall and get crushed by all the shoppers.  

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Communication on IM

More Entertainment From my Other half

Back Story: Some one I know likes to rename certain to things and if you don't remember what it is, the conversation becomes very confusing and strange.  

Here is my conversation with my Other Half in IM

Other Half:  i found some huge pokemons
this guy had a tree
 me:  dude
Other Half:  and gave them away
 me:  really
send it my way
Other Half:  So i took 3
 me:  tell him i'll bake him a cake
Other Half:  did you want me to take the rest
how are you going to make a cake
 me:  like apples
dude i thought you meant you actually found stuffed animals of the pokemons...not Persimmons (I actually was referring to the first two lines)
Other Half:  sorry i only caught 3
they rest were found and taken away
 me:  dang
He then had to send me a pic with the message "Look I caught one"

Monday, November 19, 2012

Refuse to Grow up

I finally got a chance to record my other half being silly for a change.  I got lucky because Diva was cracking up so much and wanted me to record it.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Stuff I teach my Kid for my Entertainment

I like it when my kids learn stuff just to entertain me.  Like Buddha.  He may not be able to talk but he could do some pet tricks :D

Monday, November 5, 2012

Take out - Buddha and Watching What we Say


Some times I don't know why I have toys.  All they need is boxes or in the Buddha's case, a large tupperwear.  I call this series: Take out Buddha.  

I'm actually amazed he fit. 


Diva also gave us a little laugh.  We really need to watch what we say around the kids. 

Diva ran out to tell her aunt and uncle

"Someone took a Shit", "My daddy said so"

I keep missing all the times she swears too.  I also have to hear about it from one of our aunts or uncles. 

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Halloween 2012

  Here are some pics of our halloween Adventure.  Unfortunately, Buddha wouldn't wear the hat but I was able to squeeze him into his costume. 

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Say hello to my little friend

Well in Divas instant, not little.  I am strange that I find dolls almost as tall as a 4 year old creepy?  It is not like the doll is scary looking but I have seen chucky way too many times (ok really twice) not to look at this doll sideways.  We almost took this one home (thanks mom) but we couldn't find the price.  I was spared.  Couldn't you image this thing walking around and it's head spinning?


Monday, October 15, 2012

Help Desk

Some Humor for a Monday Morning.

* As you read this, please picture a heavy asian accent


Friday, October 12, 2012

Shaking Head Moment

Let me introduce myself. 

I'm a working mom of two "wonderful" children.  As my children grow up, I find life at home has some moments so funny that you couldn't make that up with even I could. 

As my close friends and family knows, I have a twisted sense of humor.  It tends to teeter between funny and  mean.  Most mothers try to nurture and teach their kids to be considerate and kind.  I try to teach my children these lessons but I also want to make sure they have a great sense of humor.  Life can not always be serious.  You need to be able to laugh at one's self and each other....... so as my first post.  A little humor from my 3 year old (lets all her Diva)

Lets set the Scene
Earlier this week around the table with my other half, my 1 year old (Buddha), Diva, and myself.

M: Diva, what do you want for your birthday?
Diva: Presents
M: Ummm DUH.  Anything specific?
Diva: Balls
M: Hmm what kind of balls
Diva: Balls
M: Well you have a few in your room
Diva: Buddha has balls, I want balls

Myself and my other half just looked at each other.  We tried to keep a straight face but we couldn't continue with the conversation.  Maybe in a couple of days, I'll ask her again.