A: yup
good luck with that one, i'm going to bed 
you should too
me: iti s only 10
and i had a cinnabon
need ot burn it off
A: hahaha
why are the only people that send me messages on OKCupid illiterate?
me: WHAT
ok cuipd?
hahahahahhahaha
A: good night Joy
me: out of all sites
A: whatever, it's free
i'm cheap
me: doesi t have a chubby baby on it
kinda looking like nathan
A: uh...don't think so
OH!!!
me: ok free should say something
= illiterate
A: do you remember "insert name here"?
me: duh
kinda
you friend right?
with the two kids?
A: was yeah
me: what ever you know
what i mean
A: she just gave birth to a baby girl who's bigger then both of her kids together
now THAT's a buddah baby
me: HOLY FREAKIN CRAP
owwwwwwwwwwwwww
A: c section
lol
me: it is making my skin crawl
I hope you are picturing this
me rocking back and forth
I hurt for her
A: this kid is HUGE
like she posted pics on facebook and the kid is a ball
like a great big hamster with ginormous cheeks and head the size of a watermelon
it's insane
me: holy shit
i thought Buddha was fat
A: Buddha looks like a ballerina by comparison
no way.
me: and that kid is FAT
Anna: he's pleasantly plump, quit making fun of him
me: he is heavy and thick
A: lol
me: dude
you hold him
than tell me
A: lol
me: you want to bit him
and your arm dies in the process
If he is able to knock you down
when he runs to you
the kid is fat
Especially he is short
A: he'll be a sumo wrestler
A: we need to get him that diaper thong thing they wear
me: he wears it now
aka a diaper
A: but it's not the same on the butt
me: and if had him wear a thong
i will find poop everywhere
A: hahhahahahahhah
NOT like a Sumo, I'd imagine
me: just saying
he does stand like those guys
A: teach him
anyways, we're now on the subject of poop, which means I need to go to bed
me: no way
i'm fat - bad idea
A: lol
me: hahaha
A: or it's genius
me: i may have to post this convo
A: i can only imagine what my dreams will be now
me: if it is so genius
he will wear it at your place
and we will see
A: no I meant having you teach him the stance
me: ><
A: while I videotape you
me: perv and you are not slick enough to do it
you would laugh
A: true
me: go to sleep
A: good night
me: now i'm picturing poop all over
you suck
A:
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