Other half's job

I get this picture in a text message with this caption:

This is a test at work: Where I shove a screwdriver in a power supply and see what happens

What I thought: I really need to increase his life insurance policy

Stupid Family Pictures

I barely do any family photos for a good reason

1. I hate pictures of myself (I would rather be behind the camera)
2. Diva is a total Diva
3. My other half only has 2 shirts he wears for nice occasions   Every time we have an event or pictures, he runs around looking for something to wear just to wear the same dang shirt every time.
4. Buddha is bad.  Once the camera was on him, he would cry.  He couldn't get held without crying but as soon as we let him go he smiled and ran away.  We spent most of the photo shoot chasing him as he tried to run into a pond or attack ducks.  

Here is the results :D

At least one good pic of us and I don't look as pudgy :D

 

 As forever a Diva

The 2 divas and tomboy

    

 Twins

   

 Sibbling love

   

 Trying to strangle her brother

     

Drrrrr

   

 Family Pics minus a Brother

   

 Grandparents

 

 

 Grandma Only (he only knows grandma)

   

 The bad one ( he was just crying a minute prior this pic)

 

The rest of the photo shoot is on my flickr....please visit :D

http://www.flickr.com/photos/12509447@N06/sets/72157632430530037/

What kids to Open Gifts

The Diva drove us crazy for the weeks before Christmas.

1. Acting up
2. Talking back
3. Demanding stuff every time we would go shopping for other people
4. And reasoning out (tricking) her grandmother

This is a discussion between Diva and Grandma:

G: You can't have these toys, they are for Christmas. I need to wrap them.

D: But Personally I don't think they are Christmas presents

Want to guess what happened next.....

She got the toys

Another conversion between Diva and her Grandmother.  This child has learned to lie.

She was watching a video and this came out of her mouth

D: Gamn it

G: What did you say?  (keep in mind, she said Damn it already and Grandma threatened to punish her)

D: I didn't say anything

G: Yes you did, what did you say

D: It is the name of the movie

Christmas Pageants and 4 year olds

Yesterday was Diva's Christmas pageant.  A show of 3, 4, and 5 year olds.  You could probably guess how that came out.  Want to guess where Diva is?

Habla Espanol?

A convo with my other half
me: should I apply (a job as a professor at the National Hispanic University)

  

1:08 PM Other Half i think you need to know spanish

1:11 PM me: i didn't see that

 Other Half its called national hispanic university

  i think the prerequisite is to know spanish

 me: they should know english

1:12 PM Other Half: right

 me: if they are going to the univeristy

  just saying

 Other Half: you can apply

 me: should I apply anyway

 Other Half they probably thing that you are (hispanic)

 me: haha
*Asian with a Spanish last name

Flying Diva

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Picture this

Background: my washer and dryer is in the garage but instead of being right next to each other, they are on each side of my garage.  PAIN

My M: So I didn't want to open the garage so I opened both doors in the van
Me: Huh?
My M: To do the laundry, I just walked through the van to get to the dryer.  

So instead of opening the garage, walking around, or even moving the car to access the dryer, she decided to walk through my mini van with a basket full of wet laundry.  It is good My M is only 4' 10".