Oh how Ghetto he is

Today's post is all about the other half:
Background story: Vizcarra's phone died 2 days ago.  It would vibrate, turn off, and then turn on.  So he decided to start taking it apart to see if the power button was stuck.  He may have ripped off this antenna but his wifi stopped working a long time ago.  So he started to look for a new phone.  The boy things he wants a iphone but I do not think it is a good idea knowing the amount of times he lost his phones or broke them.  My dad gave him his old iphone, vizcarra whined that it was not 4G but whatever.  Last night he submitted the request to unlock the phone.  Here is the conversation this morning:
Other Half:  the unlock has been approve
now i just have to restore the device
but i dont have a cable
me:  you are just doomed
Other Half:  im gonna try to cut my sim card to size
me:  omg
Other Half:  you think this place would have a connector for the ipod, iphone
me:  it might - go hunting
Other Half:  got one
so ghetto
me:  yup
Other Half:  success!!!!
haha
me:  you ghetto
Other Half:  i got the sim card to fit
me:  shaking head
Other Half:  does your dad need these songs or is it back up
me:  prob not
Other Half:  oh ok
Other Half:  how do you put the songs in the computer i cant find it
me:  itunes
Other Half:  i am on itunes, oh it has it already - nevermind
Other Half:  stupid restore its taking forever

Background story:
so the other half started today to ride my bike to work.  He spray painted it black b/c it was pink and silver and even put lights
So this is the conversation he sends me:
The other half:  my butt took a pounding
got here at 715
me:  i figured how long did it take u
that isnt bad
The other half:  about 45-1 hour
me:  oh yeah
The other half:  can you go to this fancy pants store and pick me up this seat
http://www.astreetbikenameddesire.com/brooks_accessories_saddles.html
b17 black
The other half: i felt violated after finishing that ride
I told my friend this converstation and here is her response:
Friend:  you need padded pants
in fact the longer the ride the worse a cushy seat will be
a hard seat bruises, but a soft one will chafe and blister
and eventually your muscles stop bruising, so a hard seat is actually better
but I love the padded bike pants I bought
without them I wouldn't walk after the 53 mile ride for at least a week
with them my butt regained feeling after just a few hours

Eventful weekend

 

It was a busy weekend.  The picture above is me caving in and letting Buddha opening a gift early.  The weekend started with Diva's first piano recital.  I had to take a video of it. 

She even got a trophy.....and so it begins :D  (There are a few of you knows wheat I mean)

 

I think she is the smallest yet again

 So this next video is my birthday gift for Buddha....A Inflatable SUMO Game

ame

This picture was when Buddha was eating a mochi I made.

Him watching me making the ice cream for the mochi

 

I thought he was going to try to lick the bowl.

And finally, fun with GP's hat

 

The other half has transformed my DAD!

OH the other Half

OMG my husband is usless.  He is filling out a questionar for a job where I work (I know bad idea)

What he tells me:
The Other Half: none of these apply to me
Which word would your best friend use to describe you?
Trustworthy
Happy
Friendly
Creative
Honest
Driven
Loyal
Successful
Funny 

My intrepretation
trustworthy - nope, he never tells you the whole truth
happy - have you met him - he doesn't talk, smile, and picks on everybody
friendly - the boy doesn't talk  
creative - no original through unless it is when an infomercial is on and he claims he should have pattern or invented that
honest- he lies 
driven - it took him way too long to graduate to be driven 
loyal - sure he is too lazy to quit and find new jobs 
successful - that is questionable
funny - again the boy doesn't talk or smile

Fatty

For some reason, my conversations with my friends and family always turned into food or food references...Here is a great example.  I have a bad habit of sharing funny conversations with the other people I chat during the day.  I have to share the entertainment :D

Background: The other half had a free lunch at work and he debating what to pick.  

@ 11:00 this morning

Other Half:  i should have brang cash

even though the lunches are free

we only have 1 choice of the food trucks

me:  that sucks

Other Half:  so theres 3 trucks

the other is a desert truck

which we get

and there other is a taco truck and   taco

me:  two tacos trucks?

Other Half:  no

one bbq

and one taco

me:  do the bbq

Other Half:  i have to choose between the 2

this http://www.kindersbbq.com/

or this http://www.losaltostaqueriainc.com/

im gonna get me a hot link

Other Half:  im going to take money out and get both

me:  ok

Other Half:  sucks we can only choose one

me:  yes it does

fatty 

Of course I had to relay the conversation to one of my friends.  The conversation to branch out even more.

@ 11:10   

A:  man, that's funny

decisions decisions

i had a lunch training session and they got us jimmy johns

A:  they started doing it way more often then before

like we never used to get food unless it was a quarterly meeting or the insurance people were here

now it's like every week

me:  hahaha

bribery

A:  yep

 me:  or feeding you to cook you later 

like hazel and gretel

A:  hanzel

hazel and gretel sound like an old german lesbian couple

Back to the Other Half chat window

@12:00

Other Half:  I have a peanut butter cup cupcake

did you want half of it

me:  sure

 Sent at 12:14 PM on Thursday

I had to tell my friend :D  

@12:00

me:  Other Half:  I have a peanut butter cup cupcake

did you want half of it

Sent at 12:09 PM on Thursday

me:  sure

i guess it is good he is sharing

A:  awww, that's kind of sweet.

it also sounds like grade school 

wanna trade it for a pudding cup?

Back to the Other's half's convo

@12:40

Other Half:  Nevermind

I ate it all

Well I have a quarter cupcake left

me:  Fatty

Other half's job

I get this picture in a text message with this caption:

This is a test at work: Where I shove a screwdriver in a power supply and see what happens

What I thought: I really need to increase his life insurance policy

Habla Espanol?

A convo with my other half
me: should I apply (a job as a professor at the National Hispanic University)

  

1:08 PM Other Half i think you need to know spanish

1:11 PM me: i didn't see that

 Other Half its called national hispanic university

  i think the prerequisite is to know spanish

 me: they should know english

1:12 PM Other Half: right

 me: if they are going to the univeristy

  just saying

 Other Half: you can apply

 me: should I apply anyway

 Other Half they probably thing that you are (hispanic)

 me: haha
*Asian with a Spanish last name

Refuse to Grow up

I finally got a chance to record my other half being silly for a change.  I got lucky because Diva was cracking up so much and wanted me to record it.