Chicken Eggs

Me:  I don't remember who was asking me
it might have been the Other Half
The question was "how does eggs get fertilized"
and I realized I didn't know
like chicken eggs

A:  um, it's actually fairly violent
the rooster "mounts" the chicken and tears out half her back feathers just trying to stay on
this is why hippy bird lovers have created and are now selling chicken saddles.
that's right, you heard me,
that's right, you heard me, chicken saddles.
for sale.
google it.

Me:  no comment